What?

Today I had the following conversation with my husband.

K: I spoke to my sister today and she was telling me why your farts smell so bad.

Me: Are you serious? (really thinking WTF!)

K: Yes, apparently it is a bacteria that makes the farts actually smell really bad and it is aggravated by stress.

Me: Obviously I have been under stress for all of my almost 48 years.

K: Well, you can take antibiotics for it.

Me: No, I think you can just smell my farts to gauge what mood I am in or what stress I am under.  Besides, I rather enjoy the impact my stinky farts have on everyone else.

K: Yes, of course.

Me: By the way, why on earth are you discussing the smell of my farts with your sister?

K: I wasn't, she rang me to specifically tell me that.

L: Are you serious?  (again thinking WTF! and also thinking that at some time my farts have been discussed between K and his sister which also makes me think WTF!).

Later on I went to put something in the fridge and noticed a box of antibiotics.  As K had been on antibiotics for something (not stinky farts) I asked if he was still on them.  He replied that they were for me from his sister in case I needed them for my farts.

I am not sure what my reply was.  Perhaps something along the lines of "are you for real".  I may have thrown in the F word.

And that is not "F" for fart.

Ciao
LC