Each one emailed me. Promising some sort of deal to fix my erection (if I had them), my sex drive, make me horny, give me a Gucci bag, collect money from a lottery I have won, get a Rolex watch, get cheap Acacia berry which will ensure my body will be fat free, marry a Russian girl and let us not forget the Nigerian offer to get huge amounts of money from Abu Ben Boobys estate.
Also, if I sign into my bank account via their email they will give me a bonus $50.
And, I know Trojan is a brand of condom. Should I let it in on my computer? Will it protect me from a virus?
So, here are these people who so kindly invaded my email inbox. Maybe you recognise some of them.
Schlotshauer Deedra
Angella Carlos
Gowing Jeqvo
Willodean Arvilla
Valentin Mayer
Peachey Izbqxe
Linda Balinski
Batz Leslie
Quincy Noble
Bongers
Blanca Oleary
Roselle Elli
Bobbie Orozco
Lawanda McCracken
Lathem Ewevobym
Hussein Killingsworth
Kendal Clementina
Manieri K Samuel
Aron Stovall
Ueckert
Peveler Qzjny
Reifman K Darin
Segonia Wogap
Tradiff Pfander
Sung Nickerson
Taunya Ella
Vania Lisandra
Plus some in Russian I cannot copy.
Anyway, that is all I can be bothered with today.
If you know them can you tell them to take me off their mailing list 'cos they annoying the shit out of me.
Ciao
LC
haha...i love spam. lol
ReplyDeleteLately, I get the "seen you online, you look cute im me at this url. Granted, I am cute as a button, but I don't im anyone anytime. Maybe just this one time...
ReplyDeleteThe junk mail filter that Fastmail (my mail provider) uses does a pretty good job of dropping that garbage in my Spam folder, but I know what you mean. It is amazing how many people out there think I need Viagra (or the like). Do they know something I don't???
ReplyDeleteHahahah!
ReplyDeleteSomehow, of all the things in Lovely Linda's Life which might need fixing, the big E never came to mind as one of them.
(Cow quickly sending 50 billion emails offering to fix up Topiary with brushier, greener, rustlier leaves)
Who, me? (Cow innocently hiding keyboard)
Moo!
I just send them to my spam folder, and don't even look at them when I select all and delete them. It is very annoying. Some of them I open and click "report phishing", but then there really are too many of them to be bothered with. So I send them to spam and delete. They suck.
ReplyDeleteperhaps they know you have a fit ball....
ReplyDeleteMJ: Ha ha, well I could forward it all to your email if you like!!!!
ReplyDeleteRay: Oh, it could the "the one" just for you this time. I get those gals as well.
Mike129: So, maybe someone has heard a rumour on the grapevine that something is not quite up to speed. That does not explain why I am getting Viagra spam.
Topiary Cow: Maybe they mean the big "O"!
Send me some Topiary spam. I want to see a nicely trimmed bush. (okay, was that a bit rude?)
Karen: I cannot believe how many there are. How intrusive. Who goes for it anyway...well, once I subscribed to Mad Comics via some spam. But that was years ago.
Deborah:Does that mean I am the sort who buys useless pieces of exercise equipment and will therefore buy some Acacia berry to lose weight?
I did once buy a leg magic for my inner thighs. It was great for hanging clothes on.
Oh my. Linda is being naughty!
ReplyDeleteWhat, now you're saying Acacia berries don't make you lose weight?
(shaking head in disappointment)
(Neatly trimmed Topiary spam now on it's way to Aussie-ville)
Moo!
I hate spam...you poor dear.
ReplyDeleteLove the pink.
Miss you.
*hugs*
Catherine: Nice to see you visit and leave a note. Really sorry to hear about work (or lack of). You will get another job. Just might take some more time. Cross my fingers for you.
ReplyDeletei was being sarcastic. i generally press delete.
ReplyDeleteMJ: Oh, okay then. I have some very good ones in case you are interested.
ReplyDelete