Are these people my friends?
Each one emailed me. Promising some sort of deal to fix my erection (if I had them), my sex drive, make me horny, give me a Gucci bag, collect money from a lottery I have won, get a Rolex watch, get cheap Acacia berry which will ensure my body will be fat free, marry a Russian girl and let us not forget the Nigerian offer to get huge amounts of money from Abu Ben Boobys estate.
Also, if I sign into my bank account via their email they will give me a bonus $50.
And, I know Trojan is a brand of condom. Should I let it in on my computer? Will it protect me from a virus?
So, here are these people who so kindly invaded my email inbox. Maybe you recognise some of them.
Manieri K Samuel
Reifman K Darin
Plus some in Russian I cannot copy.
Anyway, that is all I can be bothered with today.
If you know them can you tell them to take me off their mailing list 'cos they annoying the shit out of me.