Saturday, November 24, 2007

Bitch about His Ex

My husband has always maintained a friendship of sorts with his ex girlfriend. Unlike me and my ex's whom have all been effectively excommunicated (by me).

I don't mind at all he catches up for chat every few months or goes out and sees her play piano once a year.

She is the complete opposite to me in every possible way.

When they split up she went out with their dentist a few times. He is now our family dentist, so I have been having him remove my crusty plaque and fitting the odd crown for the past twenty years.

Each time I go there he always asks how she is and have I seen her like she is my friend or something. I always give a polite run down about the births, deaths, marriage and divorce that have been part of her life.

Last time I went he asked the same question.

"Oh, she is fine I suppose. She is having a bad time with menopause you know. She is ten years older than me so I expect she would be at that stage earlier than me", I said in a very nice voice.


The dentist looked down at me and said, "Really Linda, if I did not know you better I would say that was a bitchy thing you just said".

I was only answering his question.

Not being a bitch.

Ciao
LC
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13 comments:

  1. A great and completely appropriate answer Linda!!!!! Some people really don't think about what they ask sometimes.

    I wish you a very nice weekend ;)

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  2. You're much more tolerant than I!

    My sister-in-law used to make a point of asking me how JB's ex-wife was doing every time she came down for a visit.They've been divorced 21 years!! I finally had enough, and suggested that if she were that concerned, she should go visit her while in town. She hasn't asked me since!

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  3. I think he's the one being a bit bitchy - who asks about someone's ex everytime they see the wife!?!

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  4. ::: coffee spray :::

    I see absolutely nothing wrong with your answer. *giggle*

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  5. Graham: Well, it just flowed from me so naturally.

    Mizmell: Don't people get the pecking order with "ex's". Down low.

    Rebecca: I know, I think he may have fancied her - or he thought I was her friend.

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  6. Nancy: I thought I was very pleasant about it all. I did get a bit of a thrill when I said it.

    Vic: He never asks about her now. So I must have conveyed my lack of interest in her with that answer.

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  7. This made me laugh. Oh, you were being bitchy, own up to it! Enjoy it! :-D I think it's perfectly fine that you said this to your dentist. It's your hubby's ex; the dentist can ask him or can go out and look her up himself.

    yeesh!

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  8. You should have spit on him accidentally.

    ~Oswegan

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  9. Oswegan: I am not spitting at anyone who is holding a dentist drill.............

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  10. I'm with Os you shoulda spit on him. WTF is wrong with people? How dense can you get?

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  11. When he fills your mouth with water and tells you to spit, just accidentally miss the sink, and hit his white pants.

    ~Oswegan

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  12. You truely crack me up. I wish I were that quick on my feet!

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Give me some twaddle.